I am flawed if I'm not free

what are you going to do to me

>:)

It’s really weird to watch as your behaviour changes due to increased free time very limited interactions with others and large amounts of boredom and how it all affects the relationships you have with others and the overall affect it will have on your personality as a whole in the long run.

yufeelme:

if you catch someone having fun at a show, pull them aside and remind them what hardcore is really about: complaining about hardcore

(via teddyhatesyou)

justonemorebeer:

freaked out last night because i have no life skills and im pretty sure i cheated my way into becoming an adult and i dont know why anyone believed me.

(via yalldontwannastep2dis)

And then I stole a bunch of their small pieces of fabric

vodkaismyextracurricularactivity:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

plot twist: Helena Bonham Carter is played by Johnny Depp. Tim Burton gets confused and has sex with Depp. Metaphors ensue.

(Source: funeralfrost)

No way. When I go visit my parents, I still raid the fridge, but the only thing in there I even touch is my dad’s beer.

I used to live in their basement and we have a huge bar that no one uses and all this liquor my dad had gotten from previous clients but my parents don’t really drink. I drank half the 40 of Crown Royal down there in high school and no one noticed so I think I’m just going to take the rest of it and anything else I can get away with.

Is it bad that when I go home this weekend I’m bringing a bag just to take all my parents’ alcohol?

It’s really cool when you have two job interviews that you thought went really well and they say they’re going to call you so you wait around for a week and then finally call them to see what’s going on and find out that oh they have filled the position and just never bothered to tell you that you didn’t get the job.

Do you ever just click on the facebook page of someone from your high school and go through all their profile pictures and examine the timeline of their appearance? Like when you first met them and they had a bad haircut and were a little chubby  and oh now they’re growing their hair better and ah yes the bandana phase and oh now they’re losing some weight, must be that period of time they did a lot of cocaine and had an eating disorder, and of course now there’s the facial hair thing and all the dj and partying pictures and somehow all of this has made them quite the handsome young man.